Update no: 001....
Knock! Knock!........ Ajjuuuu ajjjuuuuu.....
( mere kanoun me Ajju jaisse padaa main dham se utke bait gaya ..kiyoun ki mujeh sirf ek shaksh Ajju Ker me bula tha...)
Me: Armin dee....?(main chillaya...)
Armin: haaan bhuddduuu jhaldi khol darwazaaa....
( Armin Dee ki awaaz sun the hi mere jism-o-jaan main khushi ki laher doud padi...)
Me: wow....deed ek sec........(main doud ke door khola ...)
( jaisse hi main ne door kholo ....Armin Dee se lipatgayaa)
Armin : abbeeee abeebbb rukto sahi ..
( Armin Dee ne muje thoda sa hug kiya our mujeh room me dahakel Ker Baher jhanke ander aagayi ...
Main ne unhe sawaaliya nazar se dekha...)
Me: dee aap khab aayi ...
Armin: kab hai Dee me bacche niche dekh( armin Dee be me bottom ki taraf ishara kiya our jaisse hi main ne niche dekha mere to totte udgaye ....)
Me: oh shit Deere( main one just se bed sheet khinchi our apne ache nange badan KO dhaap liyaaa..)
( mujeh yad hi nahi raha ki main ne chotti me room se jaate hi apna underware niche Ker ke apna morning boner sehlate huwe pada tha ...) Goshhhh it was embarrassing...
Armin: ha ha ha ha ha bhudddduuuu ha ha ha ha accha huwaaa koi mere saat nahi aaya that ..
Me:WO Dee I was just going in ...aaaaa shawor to ...main WO main .....
Armin: main WO main WO! ....hakat sharam Ker tu akela nahi sota yaha ....
Me: kya dee aap bhi na ....
Armin: chal chal abhi aaaja birthday boy ..come ...here ...
(Phir Dee ne bade pyaar se mujeh hug kiya main per unhe hug nahi ker saka qiyoun ki mere baat abhi bhi bedsheets KO pakde huwe the
Me : love u Dee ...acha kiya aap aagayi wonderful birthday gift itself ....
Armin : ummmm ,..Ajju ..!... Gift sr yaad aaya ..Ulta hogaya yaar...
Me: kya ...!
Armin : gift to Maine tujeh Dena tha ....per....
Me: per ...!...
( Dee ke Chere per ek ajeeb smile thi)
( mujeh kuch samaj nahi aaya...)
Armin: haa per gift to subha subha tune muje dedi...
( main our sonch me pad gaya ...main ne gift di ..subha subha ..?....)(mujeh ayese sonchta dekh Armin jor se haspadi ..our boli ..)
Armin: abbbe bhudddu yeh...( yeh keh Ker Dee ne meri bed sheet khinchli our huste huwe room se bhaag gayi.....)
Armin : ha ha HQ ..be saram.....ha ha ha ...
Me: ohhh nahi nahi deeeeeeee u ......
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